標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國式英語 史上最強(qiáng)的中國式英語 0 \& q2 u7 v! a% H& E( r$ q( k 1． we two who and who？ ( n8 ~" ?$ b) s& a 咱倆誰跟誰啊 7 _- r. Y6 A, ]! i9 n( F4 _ 0 B$ i+ W. J. O 2． how are you ? how old are you? ) e0 x9 R5 V: N+ E; G 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 8 t' c& j; D& D! } ; \9 _; [ U9 o! p' l: f' l' C4 l7 o. A 3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you / y; k; l- j- e& ^* f 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4 C3 b; ^( y: m6 h8 C# l9 ]( i2 o" f 8 u6 ^# s! h! R5 d 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together * T$ t4 T( S- Z+ B$ K6 c- a. Q
你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ 6 }5 X0 j( O( k% z0 _( Z
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5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have . w% G" f+ u4 T. A& g nothing to say,go home!! : e) N' @5 A8 H
有事起奏，無事退朝 0 W0 u* g% G. H$ r5 e
* w! W& D6 D0 M! \2 m 6． you me you me ' ?' l2 `- e/ S$ R5 K1 l6 x 彼此彼此 ) b6 q( W$ v! O) e' E! v' k
4 } D( j8 i' s8 D* W3 e 7． You Give Me Stop!! ! e: z: Z2 f' s- ?4 F; d) E$ n" ~
你給我站?。?nbsp; 1 R4 y1 p5 q9 |7 g' S, |4 J 8 n- R( Y6 z: f9 m+ d
8． know is know noknow is noknow ; \+ ^1 a+ Y2 [, k: T
知之為知之，不知為不知… " `) I/ L( P Y8 V
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10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 6 e( W: ~8 o* N+ g. B) g" I 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ - A4 ]- G' U' V+ l " C* z4 D0 C. {6 L
11． American Chinese not enough 0 Q) x, s1 x; U 美中不足 ! B3 Q( W# Q: \8 d3 n1 U
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12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die & I* h. Q1 l8 ? 車禍現(xiàn)場描述 3 B& W3 E" [: t: r
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13． heart flower angry open $ `$ o# o, w6 r) I4 I 心花怒放 $ M2 b% z4 c B6 b2 \( i
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走過路過，不要錯過 0 ^+ M2 \4 W& U* V 4 {8 q+ |) \& P A2 j 15． 小明：I am sorry! ) r9 ]+ g0 G6 J& p" J 老外：I am sorry too! ) k( S7 F5 S$ v4 M3 s8 ~% v 小明：I am sorry three! - G- B: U9 D+ X4 P
老外：What are you sorry for? & P3 s3 }4 {2 l4 c8 i9 V 小明：I am sorry five! 8 w( P! k" A3 @: R* r6 m2 A6 @3 x $ A- M, t! A& [ \4 }# b
16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! ! G' t- G9 `$ |$ P2 g& m/ ]
要錢沒有，要命一條 3 e+ E6 c1 l6 v: Q! @5 J: H, Y" C
0 j& @ F9 d- w% x" Z5 q! m, i 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1 P' P M6 V% S
我叫李老大，今年25。 ' \7 H7 k/ \$ l% Z; L / M. _ i, o) y 18． you have two down son。 ) D* k' h O @0 {' j% d8 |9 G( h
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7 d. r: m Q& K& ?! A% ^ 19． as far as you go to die $ J* p3 K* Z2 [8 m- \
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)?。。?！ ! u. D8 J! m. d4 \ % m) @: U) @ o& \ 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. & f7 y, R7 p8 i4 ~ I 給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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